The Egg Hunt is a three-panel adult comic by KannelArt — Easter chocolate, a shitty penalty clause, and a loser stuck as a stacked bunny waitress for the whole semester.

Story: Outside under the trees, two guys in matching brown monk-style robes go at it over the egg hunt. The dark-haired one is loaded with a basket overflowing with fancy chocolate eggs, smug as hell: “Dude, these are chocolate eggs!” The blond waves it off as stupid. Then a green-haired third shows up with a massive swirly purple-and-green egg, laughing that the blond is so screwed if he does not find enough — there is a real penalty.

Cut to a dim candlelit tavern that night. The winners sit around a table of eggs and beer, living their best lives. In the foreground: her. Long silky blonde hair, tall black bunny ears, smoky makeup, face furious and mortified. She is poured into a skin-tight black bunny suit that barely holds her — strapless top losing to heavy soft tits shoved up into deep cleavage, high-cut hips, thick plush thighs, fat ass spilling out the back, little bowtie at her throat, tray of chocolate eggs and frothy mugs in her hands.

She seethes: “This is such bullshit!” “Who even came up with this!?” “This sucks!” They do not care. They won, so they get serviced by this hot chick all semester unless she shows “effort.” Less talking, more serving, missy — drinks, eggs, and a full eyeful of that barely-covered stacked body while she waits on them and hates every second.